Thursday, June 6, 2013

Michael, Megyn & Going Down South Of The Border

Actor Michael Douglas has a new diet tip - watch what you eat.

Mr. Douglas now suffers from throat cancer. He claims that it originated from, to put it euphemistically, dining at the Y, where he became infected with the HPV virus. That in turn caused his cancer.

I think that I speak for all men - and I suspect all lesbians - when I exclaim "Say it ain't so!"

Fortunately, my angst was quickly mollified when Megyn Kelly at Fox News came on with the message, don't worry:

Cunning linguists everywhere may breath a sigh of relief.


Ex-Dissident said...

It's true. Some throat cancer is due to the Human Papilloma virus, which is the same cancer causing virus that is responsible for cervical cancer and genital warts.

billm99uk said...

And meanwhile, across the Atlantic , the whole of Wales is up in arms at the implication that the Belle of Swansea has a warty muff. Expect an invasion of Hollywood forthwith, at least as soon as the current British Lions rugby is over!