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Showing posts with label porn. Show all posts
Showing posts with label porn. Show all posts
Thursday, March 22, 2012
To Destroy A Young Man's Hopes And Dreams . . .
Sunday, May 15, 2011
"Osama bin Jerk'n"
By now, everyone has heard that, among the many items the SEALS found and confiscated from the bin Laden compound was a rather extensive cache of porn. Since this information was made public, goat jokes - and videos of goat porn - have been appearing all over the net. That said, the New York Post has taken the jokes to the next level, listing the titles of porn found on the compound. They include among their number:
•Talibuns
•Debbie Does Abbotabad
•Oral Qaeda
•No Fatwa Chicks
•9 1/2 Sheiks
•IE-DDD
•Suicide Bombshells 6
•Behind the Green Burqa
•1000 Arabians in One Night
•Weapons of Mass Seduction
•SEAL Team Sex
•Whora Bora
Heh. Other notable attempts to guess the titles came from Doug Ross, who believed "Deep Goat," "The Camel's Toe," and "Two And A Half Goats" might be among their number. Heh.
Monday, May 3, 2010
Making A Motion On The Floor
Heh. This is like a Leno skit. So what do Republican state lawmakers do when they get bored during floor debate. Well, if you're Florida Senator Mike Bennett . . .
Actually, Bennett claims the photo was attached to an e-mail sent from a female friend. I am sure there is a moral to be teased from this, but my brain is too tired at the moment to identify it.
My own reaction to this - relief. At least this isn't a Republican Senator taking a wide stance in an airport restroom or sending sexually charged messages to underage male pages. Besides, this may well just generate more converts to the Republican party's fastest growing new wing.
Saturday, February 9, 2008
Green Porn
Isabella Rossellini is showing her short film "Green Pornos" at this year's Berlinale. The movie, which was made for mobile phones, shows the actress dressed up as various insects doing what comes naturally.
She's hot, she's eight legged, and she has the green's in heat.
Gone is doggie style, a favorite of mammals the world over, and since this is the secular left, so too is gone the missionary position. Green porn transcends the mere mamillian copulation that has stood the test of time and instead finds its libido in a new arena entirely - insect coitus. And the new Kama Insecta is being written by Isabella Rossellini:
"If I were a dragonfly," says Isabella Rossellini, "I would have compound eyes and could look up, down, back and forth at the same time. I would have a very skinny body and transparent wings." This simple statement marks the beginning of eight stories dealing with the sex lives of insects. But worse is yet to come, as these creatures usually have to pay for their casual flings -- often with their lives.
This is no obstacle for the actress and director, who plays eight different insects in her "Green Porno," short film and obviously enjoys depicting the coitus of fireflies and other insects. The eight one-minute episodes are both informative and amusing, showing plenty of interesting details on this somewhat unorthodox theme.
For example, houseflies have little time for physical love, as their lives are so short. Fireflies glide in loneliness through the night, hoping to attract a partner with their light. Snails are pretty much hermaphrodites, so whoever comes by tends to work out, while earthworms are fond of the so-called "69 position." Male honey bees seemingly have nothing to do but wait for their lucky chance. And the female praying mantis gives unsafe sex a whole new twist, as she tends to rip off her partner's head during the act of copulation. . . .
Read the article. Anything I might add would likely be inappropriate, for this blog at least.
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