The Australian Etiquette Handbook

From down under at Crusader Rabbit:

GENERAL:
1. Never take a beer to a job interview.
2. Always identify people in your yard before shooting them. . . .

ENTERTAINING IN YOUR HOME:
. . .
2. Don’t allow the dog to eat at the table, no matter how good his manners.

PERSONAL HYGIENE:
. . .
2. Even if you live alone, deodorant isn’t a waste of money.

DATING (Outside the Family):
1. Always offer to bait your date’s hook, especially on the 1st date. . . .

DRIVING ETIQUETTE:
. . .
5. When sending your wife down the road with a petrol can, it’s impolite to ask her to bring back beer, too.

Heh. Much more at Crusader Rabbit.