Saturday, January 23, 2010

Catholic League Gets Top New Recruit

With 30 home runs and 30 stolen bases last season, this could be the draft of the decade for the Catholic League. Indeed, it is being reported that a disembodied voice from a burning bush behind homeplate in Vatican Field was heard to say "great pickup." The B'nai B'rith Bombers are already hollering "ringer" before the next interfaith tournament.

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