Here is Jesse James
Former bodyguard, later custom bike maker and D-List star on the Discovery Channel. This is the same joker who went to Iraq to visit the troops and grabbed his 15 sec. of fame with an outburst in front of the troops of Bush Derangement Syndrome. He is now on his third marriage. He was coming off his second marriage to porn star Janine Lindemulder
when he met Sandra Bullock - the quintessential girl next door. They married in 2005 . . .
Amazingly, the marriage lasted five years until . . . this week, it would seem. That is four years and eleven months longer than I expected it to. In the end, James decided to cheat on Sandra Bullock with . . .
Bombshell Magee. I am not sure who is worse in the phenomenally stupid department - Bullock for marrying this dirtbag or James for screwing around on Ms. Bullock with something that looks only vaguely human. I hereby adopt Red-eye's Gregalogue as my response:
So forget health care, the wars, the rampant unemployment. The big story in my
life? Jesse James, the biker husband of Sandra Bullock, got busted cheating on the delightful, mega-rich actress.
Here is a picture of Sandra Bullock.
Here is a picture of the woman James cheated with, Bombshell Magee.
So, who would have thought that if Jesse cheated, it was going to be with Marilyn Manson?
Take a look at Chris.
Yep, my money is on Chris Angell.
Anyway, this reveals one essential truth about life, humanity, the world:
Men are scum; women are stupid.
First – let`s take the "men are scum" part. Sadly most men on this planet would stick their dick in anything as long as it didn`t electrocute them. Although, I`m not even sure that`s true. If you put an Oreck upright vacuum cleaner in some fishnets, chances are Bill Maher would bang it. And then, not even buy it breakfast.
Fact is, it doesn`t matter who you`re married to – men desire sexual novelty more than anything, and it`s up to them to rein it in. Many of them can`t. Case in point: this dirtbag James cheats not just on a lovely woman, but a lovely, charming one who happens to be worth millions. But that`s what separates dirtbags from non-dirtbags. Nondirtbags make the effort.
Onto the "women are stupid" part. As much as I sympathize with Sandra Bullock – who I`ve had a crush on since "Love Potion No. 9," she should have known better. She should know the difference between dirtbags and nondirtbags. Her husband is a dirtbag. He used to date porn stars. As an expert in red flags would say, "Holy fuck - that`s a red flag." What does this mean? Well, there are millions of good men out there, millions who would have been happy to make Sandra happy for the rest of her life. But she chose this creep. Why? Because the way men find sexual risk-taking exciting, women find emotional adventures equally a thrill. Good women choose bad men all the time. And all the good men are left wondering, "what`s wrong with me?"
Like I always say: in the end, you get what you get.
I just hope Sandra dumps this jerk and marries someone who deserves her. . . .