Fron an e-mail sent by O' Bloody Hell:
After being married 25 years, one day I took a look at my wife and said, “Honey, do you realize 25 years ago, I had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10 inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25 year old blond. “Now, we have a nice house, a nice car, big bed and plasma screen TV, but I’m sleeping with a 50 year old woman. It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things!”
Now my wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find that hot 25 year old blond, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed …
I shut up and took out the trash. Aren’t older women great? They really know how to solve your mid-life crisis!
(And before anyone bothers to take me to task in the comments, yes, I fully realize that no man in his right mind would ever accuse the 60 year old Raquel Welch, pictured above, of "not holding her end of the bargain.")