Wednesday, January 11, 2012

How to Honor Obama's Place In History?

Should he replace George Washington, our nation's first president and leader of the American Revolution, on the $1 bill?

What about replacing Abe Lincoln, the President who pulled our nation through its darkest hour!

Should Obama replace Alexander Hamilton, a Founding Father, first Secretary of the Treasury and leader of the Constitutional Convention!

What about replacing Andrew Jackson, "Old Hickory", who fought the British in New Orleans and paid off the entire national debt in 1835!

Should Obama replace Ulysses Grant, Union army general, who led the North to victory over slavery during the Civil War!

What about replacing Ben Franklin, a genius, inventor, statesman, political theorist and leading author of the Constitution!

Wait!!  I've got it.  The place Obama's visage truly deserves to be honored

We finally have someone to put on the food stamp! Obama's put more people on food stamps than any other president.  Perfect!!!!

This post shamelessly stolen from an unlinked post on Forums


OBloodyHell said...

Actually, we need to put his face onto the $1,000,000 bank notes we're going to need when hyperinflation kicks in.

After all, they'll be as worthless as he is a month or two after being put to Federal use...

GW said...

Heh. Good idea.

Ex-Dissident said...

Who needs money when you've got obana. If we were some backward middle eastern sand pile, I would consider printing his face on the bottom of shoe or sandal soles. Seriously, I'm looking forward to the day when his face is no longer so ubiquitous.

Rose said...