Michael, Megyn & Going Down South Of The Border

Actor Michael Douglas has a new diet tip - watch what you eat.

Mr. Douglas now suffers from throat cancer. He claims that it originated from, to put it euphemistically, dining at the Y, where he became infected with the HPV virus. That in turn caused his cancer.

I think that I speak for all men - and I suspect all lesbians - when I exclaim "Say it ain't so!"

Fortunately, my angst was quickly mollified when Megyn Kelly at Fox News came on with the message, don't worry:



Cunning linguists everywhere may breath a sigh of relief.

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